Take Your Coat Off, Stay A While!

falloutboy-:

When I see your face
There’s not a thing that I would change
Cause you’re amazing
Just the way you are

Why didn’t I think of this?

getoutoftherecat:

bet you’re glad for that stroller now.

That lawn cat is extra spooky

Zeddie Little aka Ridiculously Photogenic Guy, ladies and gentlemen

UGH MARRY ME NOW

(Source: inspirationoutlet)

hot-like-ted-bundy:

Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

these can’t be real…

Real or not, it’s freakin funny. Espesh #5

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Successfully open store”

Bottom Text: “Yes I’d like to return $400 worth of stuff.”

I opened the store and the second customer of the day brings several bags of items to return.  Thirty minutes and -$400 later she left saying, “I’m going to keep these receipts in case I want to return more.”  Thank you ever so much for putting us in the negative before we made anything.

OMG. I would just die. I think I would just be praying for some of it to be non-returnable. Preferably ALL of it.

they-call-me-marina:

glittered-soul:

This is from the slut walk. One of the arguments is that girls ask for rape because they wear slutty clothes, short skirts, tight, low-cut tops. This girl is an example of the fact that rape victims can look like anyone, you, me, this girl. Rapists. Dont. Discriminate.

I promised a long time ago that I’d reblog this whenever I saw it on my dash. No regrets, it breaks my heart every single time.

an incredibly important message, rape is rape. no one is ever asking for it. a woman has the right to dress how ever they want - it is society that identifies risque dressing as ‘asking for it’, and in my opinion, that way of thinking needs to be diminished.

always reblog

That way of thinking shouldn’t be diminished: it should be destroyed.

always always always reblog.

very powerful.

(Source: rapeculturemakesmeangry)

thrift-fail:

I need a shirt that tells everyone how horny I am, but it to clarify that I am not a prostitute… OH THANK GOD SOMEONE GAVE THIS SHIRT TO GOODWILL…. 
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Oh I am loving this amazing grammar up in hurr  

!!!!!!

getoutoftherecat:

get down from there cat. you are not a human and you can’t eat human dinner. you think the fork is a comb.

It’s ok, cat. I think forks are combs too. #littlemermaid #90skid

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “I read your ‘BUY ONE GET ONE HALF PRICE’ sign as ‘BUY ONE GET ONE FREE’! You tricked me!!”

Bottom Text: “Seriously?”]

Yes, if by tricking you mean your inability to read signs that are displayed quite clearly everywhere around the shop…

ALL THE TIME. But at Icing it was with the “Buy One Get One %50 Off” signs. They always thought it meant all of those things were half off. UGH READ PEOPLE